Rory felt hot. Mrs Poggit was eyeing him up closely. She liked his ponytail and wanted to brush it across her WooHoo. Oh how she wanted to do it, she hadn't had any since she was 72, and that was years ago. All the other men in her home were boring and smelt of bananas. But Rory was fresh meat.
Rory liked the wrinkly skin. He never ever told Amy his secret though. He touched Mrs Poggit on her noggins, where the wrinkles had gathered the most. "Oh yeah." He moaned with pleasure.
Mrs Poggit got so excited, she died.
Ugh Pairings: Martha and the Face of Boe
Martha ran her hands along the Face of Boe's fleshy skin. Her fingers squirmed in and out of the long, fishy tentacles and she rubbed them with joy. The Face of Boe awoke with a startle. He was lying on the ground with a cracked shell. "Oh oh oh," He mumbled in his usual incoherent grunts. God knows what he wanted, but Martha didn't care. She did things to him which are too disgusting and erotic to write about even HERE!
Suddenly, she heard the footsteps of a Cat Nun coming her way. But she wanted to finish the job, so she did it. She pulled his man-milk into her earthquake and moaned. And groaned. And stuff.
Then she grabbed her deus ex machina teleporter and teleported to the future. Or the past depending on when you wanna place this.
"They called me the Face of Boe," Jack tried to smile, but his botox wouldn't let him. Martha reappeared a split milisecond after she had disappeared. "The Face of Boe?" She thought... and grinned a menacing grin whilst patting her stomach tenderly...
Ugh Pairings: Sarah Jane and Androvax
Sarah Jane felt her reptilian lover's tongue dance on her newly botoxed neck. She liked the slithery feeling as the saliva meandered down her back. She felt his scaly face and moaned at the feeling. Now it was time to get dangerous.
She ripped off Androvax's leather clothing and whipped his bottom with her special Sonic Whip. He began to undress Sarah but she stopped him and snarled in his reptile ears, "I own you..."
Androvax was scared as Sarah Jane pulled his schnoffle-banger into her closet and gasped. The effect was instant as a hot splurge of white gas erupted from his weiderhosen and all over her face and she smelt it, hotly.
"You can destroy me, anyday." Sarah giggled, but suddenly! Luke arrived, with a big shock on his face!
Dum dum ddduuuummm!!!!
She ripped off Androvax's leather clothing and whipped his bottom with her special Sonic Whip. He began to undress Sarah but she stopped him and snarled in his reptile ears, "I own you..."
Androvax was scared as Sarah Jane pulled his schnoffle-banger into her closet and gasped. The effect was instant as a hot splurge of white gas erupted from his weiderhosen and all over her face and she smelt it, hotly.
"You can destroy me, anyday." Sarah giggled, but suddenly! Luke arrived, with a big shock on his face!
Dum dum ddduuuummm!!!!
Ugh Pairings: Dalek and Jagrafess
The Dalek peeped from the side of the wall. He saw the Jagrafess' hot purple skin, and the hot salvia dribbling from his mouth. The Dalek's eye glistened blue with a horny passion. His sucker twitched. He wanted it. He wanted the Jagrafess.
The Jagrafess roared. He knew that the Dalek was spying on him. He wanted this spy Dalek to come and sucker him. He wanted the Dalek to rub his roundels into the Jagrafess' hot, flubbery skin.
The Dalek levitated and did so. The Jagrafess moaned with hot passion as the Dalek ejected a stream of white energy into the Jagrafess' eye.
"Ex-sperm-in-ate..." he moaned...
The Jagrafess roared. He knew that the Dalek was spying on him. He wanted this spy Dalek to come and sucker him. He wanted the Dalek to rub his roundels into the Jagrafess' hot, flubbery skin.
The Dalek levitated and did so. The Jagrafess moaned with hot passion as the Dalek ejected a stream of white energy into the Jagrafess' eye.
"Ex-sperm-in-ate..." he moaned...
Ugh Pairings: Davros and the Bane Mother
Davros felt the Bane Mother's slimy tentacles touch his wrinkly face. The feeling was dazzling and he felt his metal knob on his control board rise a little.
The Bane Mother let Davros' metal hand touch her eye. It felt electrifying. Davros ejaculated a stream of white electricity - killing the Mother and leaving her large body to rot. Davros leaned over and began to bite her tender tentacle.
"This is my final hicky, Mother..."
Ugh Pairings: Harriet Jones and an Ood
The Ood let its fronds tickle Harriet's backside. She loved this fetish. She turned around and licked the juicy, bald head of the Ood. The Ood moaned. This was better than the Telepathorgies he had with his fellow Ood.
Harriet Jones ripped off her top to reveal two triangles of meaty lady meat. The Ood let his brain touch each nipple. Harriet liked the gloopy feeling on them. She liked it so much, that she spread her legs wider and let the brain dangle in her cerebrum...
Ugh Pairings: Martha and Commander Skorr
Skorr liked Martha. He liked Martha very much. She was a sexy Doctor from Earth. Martha touched his armour and rubbed it. Skorr moaned with pleasure. It was convenient for him, as he could easily reach Martha's bric-a-brac without bending down or reaching up too much.
He mingled with them carefully, his three finger brushing along her dark skin.
Martha loved it. She ripped off Skorr's armour until all that was left of him, was a slimy, naked baked potato standing in front of her. She took a slobbery bite out of his butter well and tasted it...
Ugh Pairings: Jack and Wilf
Jack unzipped his fly and let Wilf mingle with his futuristic banana. Wilf took it out and pulled it. Jack moaned again and again as Wilf took a lick of his milkshake stick.
Now it was Jack's turn. His finger touched Wilf's saggy man breasts and playfully ran rings around his pruned nipples. His hands grabbed Wilf's bald patch and tickled it carefully. Wilf experienced pleasure - more than he had gotten from Sylvia when she gave him a sponge bath.
Wilf took out his thing. Well it wasn't one thing any more, more like a conglomeration of outdated pear skin and a bit of dog hair.
Jack eeked and proceded to massage it...
Ugh Pairings: Donna and a Graske
The Graske touched Donna's legs, desperately trying to grab her balloons, which seemed so close, yet so far away. Donna bent lower to allow him to cling onto them, his hands delving into the soft, lusciousness that were - her pompoms.
Donna grabbed the Graske's horns and began to rub them slowly. The Graske moaned in pleasure. He like it. Donna unzipped her top and allowed the Graske to play more. But this time, the Graske was so hornily shocked by the size of her U-boats, he fainted.
Donna smiled and bent over...
Ugh Pairings: River Song and an Adipose
River Song touched the Adipose and felt the luscious fat delve into her hands. The Adipose loved it and squealed more. She placed the Adipose between her two pies and smuggled it. The Adipose moaned and began to hump the gap inbetween. River Song loved it. She loved the feeling of it.
She pushed the Adipose harder and harder, until it became all squashed up into a cylidrical shape.
She knew what to do with that....
Ugh Pairings: Jenny and Grandma Connelly
Jenny ran her hand across Gran Connelly's smooth face. A rush of excitement thrilled her. She touched her grey, wispy hair which had grown old with age and twirled it around her index finger. It felt hot and cool all at the same time.
Now it was Gran's turn. She couldn't see anything 'cause of the pesky Wire, but she could touch. And boy the things she touched were round and bumpy and soft. She twirled her wrinkled finger around Jenny's nips. She felt aroused.
“Oh boy,” Jenny was feeling hot, hot, hot. She then preceded to remove her top...
Now it was Gran's turn. She couldn't see anything 'cause of the pesky Wire, but she could touch. And boy the things she touched were round and bumpy and soft. She twirled her wrinkled finger around Jenny's nips. She felt aroused.
“Oh boy,” Jenny was feeling hot, hot, hot. She then preceded to remove her top...
Ugh Pairings: Martha and River Song
"So... you're Martha?" River Song asked, walking towards her, taking off her helmet.
"Yeah... you are?" Martha was puzzled by this handsome woman who seemingly appeared out of nowhere.
"River, River Song. I'm the Doctor's wife!"
"Great," Martha forced a smile, rolling her eyes in her mind. Great! Another one to join the Doctor's harem - who next?!
River Song pushed Martha really hard. "Oi! What the hell was that for?"
"I could ask you the same!" Martha rubbed her chest where River had punched her. Suddenly, a blue light of love brought them together...
... Martha awoke to face a white light. She was lying in a bed, next to River Song. River looked at her proudly. "Well done," she smiled, "You have joined the club."
"Yeah... you are?" Martha was puzzled by this handsome woman who seemingly appeared out of nowhere.
"River, River Song. I'm the Doctor's wife!"
"Great," Martha forced a smile, rolling her eyes in her mind. Great! Another one to join the Doctor's harem - who next?!
River Song pushed Martha really hard. "Oi! What the hell was that for?"
"I could ask you the same!" Martha rubbed her chest where River had punched her. Suddenly, a blue light of love brought them together...
... Martha awoke to face a white light. She was lying in a bed, next to River Song. River looked at her proudly. "Well done," she smiled, "You have joined the club."
The Doctor pops his head out of the duvet and smiles. "Welcome to my harem!"
Oh no...