A Letter to Sarah Jane

Dear Sarah,

  Hi. That's all I can say after what we did together. And I enjoyed every bit of it. What we did together was passionate and fun and I hope to do it again frequently some day. I can't believe I met you again. The atmosphere then was so tense and I really hope we can meet again some day. The atmosphere was hot hot hot!
Go on then, spit it out. I don't mind. What have you been up to? What have you been doing? I've heard about you, in that attic with your boy. What do you do together?
I heard about your encounted with the Slitheen. In a school. Did you get to do anything to them? Did they do anything bad? Were you hurt?

From Rose... xxx

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Did you guess the smutty meanings? Well, to start off with, she was talking about Journeys End and how they moved a Dalek out of the way together... and then she talked about how hot it was because the world was gonna end and it was sweatily scary... LOL =D

A Letter To Donna Noble

Dear Donna,
     I know you must be really mad at me for doing this. And I totally understand that. But I had to tell everyone about our affair. They were all penalizing me and they made me spit it out. I had no choice but to do it. I am very sorry, Donna. I did it, and I did it without your consent. I was thinking about you the whole time and I know how hard it is for you. Very hard. And all I am asking is for your forgiveness. I spat it out, and now it's your turn to swallow the consequences and live with it. I hope I haven't put you off anything for the rest of your life... Jack already knew about us. Don't ask me how, but somehow, he saw right through me and saw what we had done together. And no, I am not talking about the lovebites, I'm talking about US!! We had a brilliant time together, but now it's all over. And that Sarah Jane Smith... remember when we met her and what we did to her?

We bullied her. We did it and she was crying at the end. And it's our fault. It's our fault that we did it to her. And Martha - poor Martha Jones. She had to take the pain that we were putting on her. I am very sorry, Donna, but I must say that you are a total twazz. You have made everyone's life a misery - with your black leather and your black whips. I hope I never see you again.

Rose xxxx

p.s. Can you gimme back my bra? The purple one with the dots in the middle? Yeah, I need it for my show tomorrah. Thnx...