"Martha? Oh Martha!"
Martha appeared from the closet, dressed in a black PVC suit, showing off her abs and curvalicious bum.
"Yes, Rose?"
Rose was dressed in a Little Bo Peep costume, complete with sheep.
"That doesn't work."
"What do you mean?"
"The sheep."
"The sheep?"
"Er yeah, why do you have sheep?"
"I'm Little Bo Peep!"
"You've lost your sheep!"
"Oh."
"Idiot.
"Hey! At least I don't look like a Catwoman reject."
"Oh come on, you're an old woman who looks after sheep. Don't be calling me a reject."
"NEIGHHHHH!" Neighed Arthur, impatiently.
"Shut up!" Rose insisted.
"No! Just because YOU can't look sexy doesn't mean I have to miss out on some horse-y love." Martha spat.
"Neigh!" Winked Arthur.
Martha leaned over and rubbed his long, fraying tail. Arthur neighed again.
"Ooh what is that lovely smell?" Martha playfully laughed.
Plop.
The End.
A Letter to Sarah Jane
Dear Sarah,
Hi. That's all I can say after what we did together. And I enjoyed every bit of it. What we did together was passionate and fun and I hope to do it again frequently some day. I can't believe I met you again. The atmosphere then was so tense and I really hope we can meet again some day. The atmosphere was hot hot hot!
Go on then, spit it out. I don't mind. What have you been up to? What have you been doing? I've heard about you, in that attic with your boy. What do you do together?
I heard about your encounted with the Slitheen. In a school. Did you get to do anything to them? Did they do anything bad? Were you hurt?
From Rose... xxx
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Did you guess the smutty meanings? Well, to start off with, she was talking about Journeys End and how they moved a Dalek out of the way together... and then she talked about how hot it was because the world was gonna end and it was sweatily scary... LOL =D
