INT: The TARDIS
ROSE
Shho, Marshha, what did you mean when you shhaid that the Doctor... found me?
MARTHA
It's Martha. Oh and it's 'cause I was being nice... he was SO mentally heartbroken when he met me.
ROSE (taken aback)
What the hell? He was that shhhad?
MARTHA
Yeah! He was all sobby wobby waa waa, where is Rose gone... she left her dild-
ROSE
Oi! He better not have shhhown you our shhhecret shhhex-
MARTHA
He did. All of it. And the videos...
Flashback: In the TARDIS video room
MARTHA
So... this is your video collection?
THE DOCTOR
Yap! Sorry, who are you again?
MARTHA
Martha! For heaven's sake you Time Lard!
THE DOCTOR
Ah yes... the medical student... I'm the Doctor, by the way... what are you doing here again?
MARTHA *slaps the Doctor*
Get it into your dumb, puny brain that I am your companion now! Rose went ages ago! Grr!
THE DOCTOR
Oh Rose... :( ... Did I mention that this was the video we recorded after Tooth and Claw? We just met the Queen Victoria and we were so randy then... *hands the video to Martha*
MARTHA
What the flip am I meant to do with this? Watch it?
THE DOCTOR
Might give you some tips...
MARTHA
:eek:
End of Flashback
ROSE
Bloody hell! He was messshed up in the head!
MARTHA
Yeah... but at least you're gonna live with that clone dude now.
ROSE
How did you know?!
MARTHA
It's called reading the script. Did they teach you how to read in Chav School?
ROSE
Biatch! *slaps Martha*
SARAH JANE
Rose! *hugs*
MARTHA hugs Jack and everyone blah blah blah.... Martha goes outside to say goodbye, ROSE sticks her middle finger up.
ROSE
Shho, Marshha, what did you mean when you shhaid that the Doctor... found me?
MARTHA
It's Martha. Oh and it's 'cause I was being nice... he was SO mentally heartbroken when he met me.
ROSE (taken aback)
What the hell? He was that shhhad?
MARTHA
Yeah! He was all sobby wobby waa waa, where is Rose gone... she left her dild-
ROSE
Oi! He better not have shhhown you our shhhecret shhhex-
MARTHA
He did. All of it. And the videos...
Flashback: In the TARDIS video room
MARTHA
So... this is your video collection?
THE DOCTOR
Yap! Sorry, who are you again?
MARTHA
Martha! For heaven's sake you Time Lard!
THE DOCTOR
Ah yes... the medical student... I'm the Doctor, by the way... what are you doing here again?
MARTHA *slaps the Doctor*
Get it into your dumb, puny brain that I am your companion now! Rose went ages ago! Grr!
THE DOCTOR
Oh Rose... :( ... Did I mention that this was the video we recorded after Tooth and Claw? We just met the Queen Victoria and we were so randy then... *hands the video to Martha*
MARTHA
What the flip am I meant to do with this? Watch it?
THE DOCTOR
Might give you some tips...
MARTHA
:eek:
End of Flashback
ROSE
Bloody hell! He was messshed up in the head!
MARTHA
Yeah... but at least you're gonna live with that clone dude now.
ROSE
How did you know?!
MARTHA
It's called reading the script. Did they teach you how to read in Chav School?
ROSE
Biatch! *slaps Martha*
SARAH JANE
Rose! *hugs*
MARTHA hugs Jack and everyone blah blah blah.... Martha goes outside to say goodbye, ROSE sticks her middle finger up.
