INT. Galaxy 3000 basement/spaceship place
JEN
Right, so we're stuck here, and does anyone know?
LUKE
Jennifer Davis, I think I know.
JEN
How the hell do you know my name? Perv!
LUKE
I know lots of things. I know what a gay person is, how to use a dildo, what happens when you eat-
CLYDE
Stop right there! We don't want any of that (nudges Luke) do we?
LUKE
Yeah... okay, so anyway, I need to use your watch.
CLYDE
Why? Are you going to connect it to the super computer system and get us out of here by using your supreme intelligence?
LUKE
No... I need to see the time.
CLYDE
Oh. :o
JEN
Clyde, you are such a retard.
CLYDE
You can't say 'nuffin, braceface!
JEN
'uh! Excuse me-
CLYDE
Did you just break a nail? Aww... poor babs...
JEN
What the hell is your problem, chavinistic PIG?!
CLYDE
My problem is you, you overacting TART!
LUKE
Clyde, keep it down.
CLYDE
I'll shout when I want to!
LUKE
Then why are you so quiet in the bed then?
JEN
:eek:
JEN
Right, so we're stuck here, and does anyone know?
LUKE
Jennifer Davis, I think I know.
JEN
How the hell do you know my name? Perv!
LUKE
I know lots of things. I know what a gay person is, how to use a dildo, what happens when you eat-
CLYDE
Stop right there! We don't want any of that (nudges Luke) do we?
LUKE
Yeah... okay, so anyway, I need to use your watch.
CLYDE
Why? Are you going to connect it to the super computer system and get us out of here by using your supreme intelligence?
LUKE
No... I need to see the time.
CLYDE
Oh. :o
JEN
Clyde, you are such a retard.
CLYDE
You can't say 'nuffin, braceface!
JEN
'uh! Excuse me-
CLYDE
Did you just break a nail? Aww... poor babs...
JEN
What the hell is your problem, chavinistic PIG?!
CLYDE
My problem is you, you overacting TART!
LUKE
Clyde, keep it down.
CLYDE
I'll shout when I want to!
LUKE
Then why are you so quiet in the bed then?
JEN
:eek:
