"So... you're Martha?" River Song asked, walking towards her, taking off her helmet.
"Yeah... you are?" Martha was puzzled by this handsome woman who seemingly appeared out of nowhere.
"River, River Song. I'm the Doctor's wife!"
"Great," Martha forced a smile, rolling her eyes in her mind. Great! Another one to join the Doctor's harem - who next?!
River Song pushed Martha really hard. "Oi! What the hell was that for?"
"I could ask you the same!" Martha rubbed her chest where River had punched her. Suddenly, a blue light of love brought them together...
... Martha awoke to face a white light. She was lying in a bed, next to River Song. River looked at her proudly. "Well done," she smiled, "You have joined the club."
"Yeah... you are?" Martha was puzzled by this handsome woman who seemingly appeared out of nowhere.
"River, River Song. I'm the Doctor's wife!"
"Great," Martha forced a smile, rolling her eyes in her mind. Great! Another one to join the Doctor's harem - who next?!
River Song pushed Martha really hard. "Oi! What the hell was that for?"
"I could ask you the same!" Martha rubbed her chest where River had punched her. Suddenly, a blue light of love brought them together...
... Martha awoke to face a white light. She was lying in a bed, next to River Song. River looked at her proudly. "Well done," she smiled, "You have joined the club."
The Doctor pops his head out of the duvet and smiles. "Welcome to my harem!"
Oh no...
