Ugh Pairings: Sarah Jane and Androvax

Sarah Jane felt her reptilian lover's tongue dance on her newly botoxed neck. She liked the slithery feeling as the saliva meandered down her back. She felt his scaly face and moaned at the feeling. Now it was time to get dangerous.

She ripped off Androvax's leather clothing and whipped his bottom with her special Sonic Whip. He began to undress Sarah but she stopped him and snarled in his reptile ears, "I own you..."

Androvax was scared as Sarah Jane pulled his schnoffle-banger into her closet and gasped. The effect was instant as a hot splurge of white gas erupted from his weiderhosen and all over her face and she smelt it, hotly.

"You can destroy me, anyday." Sarah giggled, but suddenly! Luke arrived, with a big shock on his face!

Dum dum ddduuuummm!!!!