INT. Bedroom
MARTHA blows out the candle. She turns to the Doctor and puts one leg over his body.
DOCTOR
Ooh, you are a fine lady, Martha Jones.
MARTHA
Doctor... move over...
DOCTOR
Okay... ooh that is nice... ooh I'm getting a sensation in my area... ooh HARDER HARDER DO IT! MARTHA OH YES COME ON BABY GIVE IT TO ME! WOOHOO! HARDER! FASTER! OH YES! OH YES!
MARTHA (shocked)
What the hell is wrong with you?!
DOCTOR
I... I... thought you were...
MARTHA
You think I'm your slag?! Time Lord? Time pimp, more like.
DOCTOR
Hey! I grew out of that a long time ago!
MARTHA
Whaaa?
DOCTOR
Back on Gallifrey-
MARTHA
I'm sorry, what?
DOCTOR
Gallifrey. Oh, I don't tell you about that until Gridlock. But yeah, I used to run a little Gentleman's club...
MARTHA
You. Are. Disgusting!DOCTORIt paid my porn obsession!
MARTHA
What was that? Men on the other bus?
DOCTOR
Time Ladies.
MARTHA
Wipe the drool off yer face.
DOCTOR
Sorry :o
MARTHA blows out the candle. She turns to the Doctor and puts one leg over his body.
DOCTOR
Ooh, you are a fine lady, Martha Jones.
MARTHA
Doctor... move over...
DOCTOR
Okay... ooh that is nice... ooh I'm getting a sensation in my area... ooh HARDER HARDER DO IT! MARTHA OH YES COME ON BABY GIVE IT TO ME! WOOHOO! HARDER! FASTER! OH YES! OH YES!
MARTHA (shocked)
What the hell is wrong with you?!
DOCTOR
I... I... thought you were...
MARTHA
You think I'm your slag?! Time Lord? Time pimp, more like.
DOCTOR
Hey! I grew out of that a long time ago!
MARTHA
Whaaa?
DOCTOR
Back on Gallifrey-
MARTHA
I'm sorry, what?
DOCTOR
Gallifrey. Oh, I don't tell you about that until Gridlock. But yeah, I used to run a little Gentleman's club...
MARTHA
You. Are. Disgusting!DOCTORIt paid my porn obsession!
MARTHA
What was that? Men on the other bus?
DOCTOR
Time Ladies.
MARTHA
Wipe the drool off yer face.
DOCTOR
Sorry :o
