Rani: So... Luke... Lukety Luke... Lukey Boy...
Luke: Yes?
Rani: The door's closed....
Luke: Yes?
Rani: And there's nobody else here....
Luke: Yes?
Rani: And it's just you and me....
Luke: Incorrect. Mr Smith is here too.
Rani: *removing top* I don't give a damn about Mr Smith. All I want for Christmas *she drags her finger across Luke's face* is *touches his nose* you.
Luke: Is that possible?
Rani: *frustrated* What the hell Luke?!
Luke: Hell is traditionally believed to be the place of suffering and punishment in the afterlife, often in the underworld. Religions with a linear divine history often depict Hell as endless. Religions with a cyclic history often depict Hell as an intermediary period between incarnations-
Rani: Oh yeah! I like it like that! Do it like that!
Luke: *smiling* In Christianity and Islam, Hell is traditionally depicted as fiery and painful, inflicting guilt and suffering. Some other traditions, however, portray Hell as cold and gloomy. Despite the common depictions of Hell as a fire, Dante's Inferno portrays the innermost (9th) circle of Hell as a frozen lake of blood and guilt. Hell is often portrayed as populated with demons, who torment the damned. Many are ruled by a death god, such as Nergal or the Christian Satan.
Rani: Oh yes, Luke, OH YES! Do it more! More!
*Three hours later....*
Luke: Piers Anthony in his series Incarnations of Immortality portrays examples of Heaven and Hell via -
Rani: I think I've menopaused.
Luke: Menopausing is the period-
Rani: ARGHHH!!!!!! *runs out room*
Mr Smith: Luke. Please continue. Oh yes. Luke. Please continue. Please continue. Please enter your USB stick into my socket.
Luke: =O
