Sarah Jane ran her fingers along her gun. She loved the cold, metallic feeling of it as she recalled her adventures with the Nazis in the past. It was inbetween one of her adventures with the Doctor, when she decided to drug the Doctor and so she took control of the TARDIS and sent herself to World War II, where she trained as a Nazi and bore many children (8, in fact) and was given a gold star which she cherished forever. She then remembered sodomizing the Doctor and anti-drugging him, pretending that he had fallen asleep.
Ah, the good old times.
Suddenly, the door whammed open and in stepped Luke with a mug of tea for his mom. Sarah quickly put the gun away into the drawer and slammed it shut.
"What was that?" Luke asked, giving the mug to Sarah.
"Oh, just that Kalenite steel. It was energising and it needs darkness to do it."
"Oh, cool." Luke waved goodbye and went off to Rani's house opposite. As he exited the house, Sarah Jane called for Mr Smith as she stripped bare.
Mr Smith appeared with a fanfare and a monotonic greeting, "How may I help you, Sarah Jane?"
Sarah Jane stood there naked as she put on her new clothing, "Locate the kids. I want them dead."
"I'm... sorry?!" Mr Smith, for the first time ever, displayed emotion. Maybe it was because Sarah Jane was naked in front of him. Y'know, naked. Wrinkles. Boobies. Wrinkles. Hair.
"I want them dead!" She screamed, slipping into her khaki suit and donning her red cap.
"O-okay," Mr Smith stuttered, as the screen read 'DEATH RAY SENT'. A few screams came from outside.
"And now I want their bodies," She grinned, applying her black lipstick and plastering a swastika on her cheeks. "And now, we shall rule the world again!"
Mr Smith screamed...
